10 - if you push the car remote lock/unlock more times than needed.
9 - if you walk between two trees straight through an invisible spiderweb you start to think the worse.
8 - if you have ever washed your hands in a public restroom only because
someone came in before you could
sneak out. 7 - if you have to open the
menu when telling the waiter what you want even though you totally know
what you want. 6 - if you have ever violently woken up from a dream
because in the dream you were falling. 5 - if you think a light head rub
with fingers feels like mini orgasms. 4 - if you turn down the radio
while looking for an address while driving around. 3 - if you drive past
a cop doing nothing wrong, yet you slow down and eyeball the rear view
mirrow watching until he disappears to see if he turns around. 2 - if
you go to McDonalds or Taco Bell, stand in line for 20 minutes, then
when it is your turn to order you look up at the menu which has not
changed since you were six years old... and you go, "Ummmmmm". 1 - if
you ever open a fridge five minutes after you determined there was
nothing in there by looking in there.
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