Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Mom's cheating

Kid comes home from school earlier than usual and finds his mom cheating on his dad, so he hides in a closet to look. while he is at it, his dad comes home early too, so his mom hides her lover in the closet with the kid.
Kid - It's dark in here...

Lover - so what?
Kid - i have a baseball  Lover - so what?  Kid - wanna buy it?  Lover - no!  Kid - my father is outside...!  Love - alright damn it, how much?!  Kid - $350  Lover - What? hell no! this is a robbery!  Kid - my father's outside...  Lover - alright, sold!  So the next day same thing happens, kid ends up in the closet with the lover.  Kid - It's dark in here...  Lover - (as he already knows whats coming) what do you have?  Kid - baseball bet  Lover - how much?  Kid - $150 Lover - What!? highway robbery, no way!!!  Kid - my fathers outside...  Lover - alright sold damn it!  On saturday kid's dad comes up to him and says: - kid grab your baseball stuff and lets go play some ball...  Kid - I can't, I sold it all... (  Dad - what?! how much u sold it for? Kid - $500 daddy... Dad - what? $500?! Son, you ripped off your friends, this is a big sin, lets go to the church for a confession! So they come to church, kid goes into the confessional, looks around and says: - "It's dark in here..." The priest says: - "Don't start that shit!"

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