Kid comes home from school earlier than usual and finds his mom cheating
on his dad, so he hides in a closet to look. while he is at it, his dad
comes home early too, so his mom hides her lover in the closet with the
kid.
Kid - It's dark in here...
Lover - so what?
Kid - i have a baseball Lover - so what? Kid - wanna buy it? Lover -
no! Kid - my father is outside...! Love - alright damn it, how much?!
Kid - $350 Lover - What? hell no! this is a robbery! Kid - my
father's outside... Lover - alright, sold! So the next day same thing
happens, kid ends up in the closet with the lover. Kid - It's dark in
here... Lover - (as he already knows whats coming) what do you have?
Kid - baseball bet Lover - how much? Kid - $150 Lover - What!?
highway robbery, no way!!! Kid - my fathers outside... Lover - alright
sold damn it! On saturday kid's dad comes up to him and says: - kid
grab your baseball stuff and lets go play some ball... Kid - I can't, I
sold it all... ( Dad - what?! how much u sold it for? Kid - $500
daddy... Dad - what? $500?! Son, you ripped off your friends, this is a
big sin, lets go to the church for a confession! So they come to church,
kid goes into the confessional, looks around and says: - "It's dark in
here..." The priest says: - "Don't start that shit!"
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