Gangnum style

What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?

Donuts

I was just standing around, doing nothing, when I got arrested for impersonating a police officer

Mean

I like punching orphans in the face because they can't tell their parents.

Gangnam style

BROKEN CONDOM STYLE!!
Ayyyyyyy that's your baby!
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Black eye

I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a bláck eye.. So I ordered rreeaallyy slow, cause she obviously doesn't listen.