500 bricks

me: if you have 500 bricks on a plane and you drop 1 out how much do you have ?
friend: easy 499
me: correct now what are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the fridge ?
friend: open the fridge put the elephant in and close it c: me: correct now what are the 4 steps to putting a dear
in the fridge ?  friend: open the fridge take out the elephant put the dear in and close it c; me: correct ^-^ there is an animal meeting and all animals show up exept one why is that ?  friend: haa because the dear is still in the fridge ! C; me: ah your are very smart ^0^ so an old lady needs to swim across a river filled with crocodiles how does she get across ?  friend: wow easssy ! she gets in and swims across, all the crocodiles are at the animal meeting ! qqq:  me: yess correct but wait the old lady dies ! how was that ?  friend: mmm she drowned :33  me: NOPE! c;< she got hit by the brick ! buahahahahaa ^O^