Insanity list

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.  4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.  5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana' 6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. 7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.  8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'  9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'  10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go!