Interview

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replied, "Yes - caffeine." "Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he replied. I did two combat tours in Afghanistan. The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy said, "Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles." The interviewer grimaced and then said, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M... every day." The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."