*on a blind date* Girl: I understand that you're shy, its only cause you're not as cool as me ;) Me: Psssh, I'm so cool I put the "me" in awesome! Girl: Ha, I'm so cool I put the "I" in amazing! Me: Oh yeah?! I put the "roofies" in soda pop! Girl: There's no roofies in so- *falls unconscious* Me: Heh heh heh, you silly bitch └(￣︶￣〃)
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