Cop pulls over a man " Sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test " Man : " I cant, i have asthma i might have an attack " Cop : " then i need to take a blood sample " Man : " No sir, im a hemopiliac, i might bleed to death " Cop : " Ok, ill need a pee sample " Man : " I cant do that either officer, im a diabetic, i might get low blood sugar " Cop : " Fine, just walk this line " Man : " I cant " Cop : " Why? " Man : " Cause im drunk "
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