There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came hone and told his wife he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them 20 years of devoted service.
Why did they fire you?" "For 20 years I've wanted to stick my dick in the the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!" The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?" "Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
Why did they fire you?" "For 20 years I've wanted to stick my dick in the the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!" The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?" "Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
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