99% of the world is stupid I'm just so glad I'm the other 2% -- $19.99 Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money -- Hey! Don't pack up yet! We still have 37 seconds left of class -- What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again. -- It doesn’t matter how old you are. if a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit. -- how did you get that scar? Its a long story involving a potato peeler, a napkin, toenail polish, & a dirty thong. -- I hate when couples have a small fight and change their relationship status on Facebook to "SINGLE". I mean, I have fights with my parents all the time but I don't go around calling myself an orphan
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again. -- It doesn’t matter how old you are. if a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit. -- how did you get that scar? Its a long story involving a potato peeler, a napkin, toenail polish, & a dirty thong. -- I hate when couples have a small fight and change their relationship status on Facebook to "SINGLE". I mean, I have fights with my parents all the time but I don't go around calling myself an orphan
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