Monday, May 14, 2012

Funny test answers

Funny Test Answers *Real test answers. lol* Q: In which battle did Napoleon die? A: His last battle. Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom of the page. Q: River Ravi flows in
which state? A: Liquid. Q: What is the main reason for divorce? A: Marriage. Q: What is the main reason for failure? A: Exams. Q: What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Lunch & dinner. Q: What looks like half an apple? A: The other half. Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A: It will simply become wet. Q: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? A: No problem, he sleeps at night. Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? A: Very large hands. Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A: No time at all, the wall is already built. Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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