Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?" "None,"
replied
Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is
four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking." Little
Johnny said '"I have a question for you now." "If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop... one licking her cone, the second
biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone... which on is
married?"' "Well," said the teacher nervously," "I guess the one sucking
the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "the one with the wedding ring on
her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
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