total gym

Chuck Norris personally assembles every Total Gym that he sells using only round house kicks and raw materials from his back yard. He also does all of his own shipping. I bought one online last week and paid for
express delivery. He showed up at my house with the gym under one arm three hours later on a gold chariot pulled by a team of wild fire-breathing cheetahs. He came inside, dropped off the gym, personally assembled it using only roundhouse kicks, gave me a comprehensive walkthrough with tips, had a couple of beers, thanked me, took a shit, fucked my wife and left. God I hope she's pregnant...