I call this one 'Things To Do At Wal-Mart. (1) Get 24 boxes of condoms
and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (2)
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restroom. (3) Walk up
to an employee and in an official tone tell them, "Code 3 in
housewares," and see what they do.
(4) Go to the service desk and ask to
put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. (5) Move the 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign
to a carpeted area. (6) When a clerk ask, "Can I help you?" Cry and
ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!" (7) While handling guns
in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the
antidepressants are. (8) Dart around the store suspiciously while
humming the theme to 'Mission Impossible.' (9) Hide in the clothing rack
and when people browse through, yell "Pick me, Pick me!" (10) When an
announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream, "NO, NO, not the voices again!!" And last but not least, (11) Go
into a fitting room and yell, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
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