A man buys a lie detector which slaps a person if they r lying...one evening he decides to test it.
DAD: Son where were u today?
SON: School! "Robot slaps him"
SON: ok...I lied went
to da movies DAD: Which one? SON: Toy story 3
"Robot slaps him again" SON: ...ok ok, it was porn DAD: WTF? When I was
ur age, I didn't even know what porn was! SMACK! "Robot slaps him" MOM:
forgive him dear, after all he's ur son! SMACK! "Robot slaps her
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