Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Mexican, Black and Blonde Man


a Mex1can man, b1ack man, and blonde man are sitting together on top of a building they're constructing, getting ready to eat lunch. the Mex1can opens his lunchbox and says 'tacos again! everyday its tacos! i swear if my wife
gimme tacos again i jump off this roof!' the b1ack man looks in his lunchbox and says 'i feel ya man everyday my wife gives me fried chicken! Im with u, one more time n Im jumping!' the blonde looks in his lunchbox and says 'Aw no way peanutbutter and jelly again! Im with u guys!' the next day the Mex1can looks in his lunchbox n finds tacos so he jumps off the building. the b1ack man looks in his lunchbox and finds fried chicken again so he jumps off. the blonde looks in his lunchbox and finds pb and j so he jumps off as well. two days later a funeral is held for the three men and the Mex1cans wife cries 'if only i would have known i wouldn't have made him tacos so much! this is all my fault!' the b1ack woman crying hysterically says 'if only he would have told me! its all my fault!' the two wifes look at the blondes wife who is just sitting quietly seemingly unmoved by the situation. she looks over at the other wifes and shrugs 'don't look at me he made his own lunch...'

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