God

I doubt if God is gonna be like "Lee! Welcome to heaven. Lets see... Looks like you obeyed my laws, besides a few misdemeanors. You were a missionary for awhile helping spread the word of me and you resisted the
urge to kill hundreds of stupid people i placed in your path. Come on...Wait!! I see you ignored a link on facebook publicly proclaiming your love for me. Get on the fiery escalator."