god

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Norris die and go to heaven.  They see God sitting on his throne and beside him is an empty seat.  God says to them "Only one of you can have this seat.  Tell me why
you believe you should have it." Arnold says "I believe that I deserve that seat because I have given back to the community by showing the importance of Physical Fitness." Sylvester says "I believe that I deserve that seat because I have been a good Role Model by teaching people to stand up for themselves." Chuck Norris then goes over to God, looks at him and says
"I believe.. You are sitting in my seat."