Contagious

Little Johnny comes home from School one day, with a worried look on his face. His father asks him ,"whats troubling you Little Johnny"


Little Johnny answers. Well the teacher has asked us to learn what the word "contagious" means, by tomorrow ,and if we don't know she'll keep us in after school.

Little Johnny's Dad chuckles and says, son, that's easy! He puts his arm around Little Johnny's shoulder, and leads him to the kitchen window and says. Tell me what you see out there Little Johnny?

Little Johnny says that all he sees, is Mom out there mowing the lawn...

Well that's your answer says little Johnny's Dad. It'll take the cunt-ages to finish the lawn...