Thursday, April 5, 2012

anyday

Things to do anyday!:
1. While your parents are sleeping, walk into their room, rip off their covers and yell: "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?! THE ZOMBIE RAID IS HERE!" Look up as if you saw or heard a zombie, then run away
screaming. 2. In the car, roll down the window and stare a people wildly with your mouth open. 3. Try to keep a straight face at all times. Then randomly start laughing. 4. Take your pencil and pretend to write on the desk. When the teacher notices you doing so, slam the pencil down, jump up and yell, "Objection!" 5. Collapse randomly. If someone is nice enough to help you, get up fast, grab their shoulders and whisper, "They're coming. All of them!" When they ask what, stare at them horrified, then skip away whistling. 6. Talk your thoughts out loud. If anyone looks at you, grab something, and throw it at them..

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