21 things to do at school

21 THINGS TO DO AT SCHOOL
1. pick a common word your teacher says during a lesson and everytime they say it, get up and run around your desk clapping and laughing histerically.
2. hold up a huge sign in class that says check your fly.
3. organize a group of people to all fall out of their chair at the same time. 4. bring ear muffs to class and every few minutes ask if they can speak louder.
5. make a huge deal about how good your teacher looks then sit down like nothing happened. 6. when someone falls asleep or isn't paying attention, tie their shoelace to their desk. 7. drop your pen and wait for someone to pick it up, when they try to get it say THATS MINE! 8. when your teacher's taking attendence say that's me! that's me! then sadly say oh... that's not me... 9. raise your hand for EVERYTHING (ask to sneeze, leave, etc) 10. raise your hand and when the teacher asks if you have a question, say, what? i'm pointing at the ceiling. 11. raise your hand and when the teacher recognizes you, say never mind. (repeat this) 12. start crying in class, when the teacher asks what's wrong, say i don't know! 13. when your teacher turns around start banging and making loud noises and when they turn back around act like nothing happened. 14. laugh at absolutely everything your teacher says. 15. if your teachers a girl call her grandma if your teachers a boy call him grandpa. 16. yell yesssss after everything you do. 17. knock a heavy text book off your desk again....and again...and again...and again. 18. keep finding excuses to walk infront of the teacher. 19. squint hard during a lesson at your teacher. 20. find a bunch of ways to pronounce your teachers name wrong. 21. tell your teacher they're pronouncing your name wrong no matter how many times they say it.